"The Universe if Full of Magical Things......

Yesterday, I had so much fun laughing at the Eleanor Roosevelt joke I posted, I gathered a few funnies in hopes of bringing more laughter to us today. 

Join me now at laugh central offered by thewildmagnolia:

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.   Eden Phillpots

(I feel compelled to say this could amount to a significant amount of time where I am concerned.  I try to remain hopeful.   Daily as I attempt to remember something I must ponder this:  did I read it; see it on television; dream it; or did it really happen.   ~magnolia~)

"There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window." ~ Evan Esar

"She's what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand."
~ Saul Bellow ~

 "Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you with their eyes open and their lips puckered, you'd scream. It's alarming."
~ Paul Reiser ~

~"My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale."
~ Rita Rudner ~

I hope you laughed out loud and these funnies made you smile.

Blessings.